The pirate asked the captain

Would you stop shams?

To survive on clams

Priced from a rock

Set in the vast sea?

 

Would you embark

On a shipping spree

To thwart guilt

by saving a shark?

 

Would you forgo a drink

Of the most expensive wine

To dance with gods

On a woodland brink

On a serene night

 

The Captain cocked his unibrow!